There is a ‘vagina beer’ that promises to ‘taste like a woman’
Here’s is Presenting Bottled Instinct. It’s beer. But made using vaginal bacteria.
Not just any vaginal bacteria, mind you. Lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova. O
Created by vagina-themed start-up The Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct is a beer that promises to capture the essence of femininity.
Its makers create it by taking bacteria from the vagina using a ‘gynaelogical stick’. This stick then goes to a laboratory, where the lactic acid bacteria are ‘isolated and cleaned’ then multiplied.
That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.
The Order of Yoni says the beer has ‘no vaginal smell or taste’, but it has been ‘flavoured with instincts’ and brewed with model Alexandra’s ‘lure’ and ‘grace’.
Interestingly, On their Indiegogo campaign (yes, they’re trying to raise €150,000), The Order of Yoni suggests that by using a woman’s vaginal bacteria, their beer is like having a woman in beer form. By which we mean, yes, the entire campaign is very, very sexualised.
Oh, and if you donate €10,000, The Order of Yoni will make you a special beer using your girlfriend’s vagina. So romantic.
c/o UK’s Metro